The way it works around here

Will was watching some kids show. Mike came in and started playing his X-Box.
Will walked in and asked, "Daddy, you change my channels?" Mike told him yes. Will's response was, of course, "I tellin.."
He went in the kitchen and told Ral, "Bru-der, Daddy change my channels."
Raleigh then told him, "Will, Daddy made supper for me so he gets to watch whatever he wants or play whatever he wants."

Mike was beyond thrilled at this response.

And for the record...Mike made Ral a peanut butter and jelly for supper!